‘Stimpson Holmgroov is a performance poet with a difference. Only no-one’s worked out what the difference is.
Wry and pithy observations on the human condition? Snappy little rhymes to make you chuckle? Yes. In an ideal world that’s exactly what Mr Holmgroov ought to be delivering.
As it is he may just do some doggerel about dogs eating things they shouldn’t (no not that) and blokes doing things they shouldn’t in the gents (no not that either).